Feelings Incident

December 4, 2009 6:58 pm

“you can’t turn feelings off like a water faucet…”
Jenn Adams, Facebook status post

Sometimes you come home and you realize you left your feelings running and the whole first floor is flooded with feelings and you rush upstairs to turn the feelings off but you slip on the stairs and there you are, drowning in all the feelings on the first floor again, until you grab onto the tv that’s floating around in them and you catch your breath and get back on your feet, and then it’s back up the stairs, more carefully this time, and you finally get the feelings shut off. “Oh jeez,” you realize, “my feelings bill is going to be through the roof this month!” Good thing it wasn’t the hot feelings tap, you think, trying to look on the bright side.

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